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The main reason i never got married is because I'm scared to death of having a mother-in-law. I did an anagram of mother-in-law the other day, and you know what I came up with? "Hitler woman" [more]







Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: marriage hitler mother-in-law relationships
Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010
Author : bix brillo
Publ.Date : Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:14:59 -0700
Second-degree burglary charges have been filed against an Ames man who
broke into a church where he allegedly used the institution's
electronic equipment to watch pornography. The scary thing about all
this: he didn't need the Internet. [more]







Author: Alex Schubert
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010
Author : Alex Schubert
Publ.Date : Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:25:06 -0700
I heard that Tiger Woods has hired Ari Fleischer, the former press secretary to George W. Bush, to help him map a plan for his return to golf... I guess he wants to be remembered as the worse golfer of all time!
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Author: alekat
Category: Sports
Keywords: tiger woods ari fleischer george w. bush
Added: Thu, 11 Mar 2010
Author : alekat
Publ.Date : Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:56:58 -0700
The Transportation Department said Thursday that U.S. highway deaths have fallen to their lowest levels since the 1950s. A Toyota spokesperson immediately denied any responsibility.
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: News
Keywords: toyota transportation department
Added: Thu, 11 Mar 2010
Author : Jerry Wolski
Publ.Date : Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:23:22 -0700
Marion Jones has signed to play with the WNBA's Tulsa Shock. Because being stripped of 5 medals wasn't embarrassing enough. [more]







Author: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Category: Sports
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010
Author : Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute
Publ.Date : Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:36:23 -0700
I'm way too old for these Twilight movies.A girl is torn between a vampire and a werewolf.Hell,I saw that episode on The Munsters. [more]







Author: Hunter Downs
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: mockingbird lane
Added: Thu, 11 Mar 2010
Author : Hunter Downs
Publ.Date : Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:56:51 -0700
Obama wants to make sure health care passes before he eats any sushi. [more]







Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: obama
Added: Sat, 13 Mar 2010
Author : Gary B.
Publ.Date : Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:10:07 -0700
Moms know everything about their children: Hopes, dreams, allergies, names of friends, schedules, bra sizes, favorite foods...
Dads are vaguely aware of some short people wandering around the house... [more]







Author: will
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: moms and dads
Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010
Author : will
Publ.Date : Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:18:00 -0700
According to reports, Tiger Woods has hired former President Bush's advisor Ari Fleischer to help him repair his image. Said Fleischer, “Compared to my last job, this will be easy. Tiger only f**ked a few waitresses, not the entire country.” [more]







Author: Erik Bronsten
Category: News
Keywords: tiger woods
Added: Thu, 11 Mar 2010
Author : Erik Bronsten
Publ.Date : Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:29:57 -0700
Women who took the birth control pill beginning in the late 1960s lived longer than those never on the pill, a new study says. Mainly because they did not have kids sucking away their will to live. [more]







Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: birth control pills
Added: Fri, 12 Mar 2010
Author : Doug Chagnon
Publ.Date : Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:33:25 -0700